Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day! Talk like a pirate ‘er else ye walk the plank, ye scurvy dog!
They’re actual pirates! Behold proof!
Wikipedia had no info on pirates because it was plundered. By them. So here’s this.
Note: That is a T-Shirt. Pirates are awesome.
Did that poll work? Hopefully.
Anyway, now until Friday will be Pirates versus Ninjas week. Personally, I prefer pirates… If that poll is not working, you should vote through comments.