My Public Brainstorm

I’ve been thinking up things I could do here on my whenever-I-feel-like-it basis. I’m gonna put them in the form of a bulleted list! Yay!

• My first big idea that struck me: Is/Are <historic person/group of people> awesome or not?
• Plethora o’ awesome: A cluster of pictures, videos, gifs that I deem worthy.
• I’m prone to outbursts of oddness. Beware that.
• Once I get a steady stream of comments again, I’ll try out caption contests.
• Anything that comes to mind at some point.

What’s next: Napoleon Bonaparte.

Yes, Google Does This.

For ease of finding-ness, instead of searching “Chuck Norris,” search “find Chuck Norris.”

Give it a try.

Spore Day Ω: Conan O’ Brien

Interesting way how I have my keyboard mapped out

This is my attemp to accurately recreate Conan O’ Brian using the spore creature creator. I think I did a pretty good job. Once I validate my EA account I’ll be able to upload alot more creatures. The 2008 olympic men’s 400m relay is tied for first with the 2008 olympic opening ceremony on the awesomeness scale. And if you think that China is a mean country and you boycotted the olympics, I bet you bleach your hair and are a vegan. You also most likely ride a funny looking bicycle everywhere.

Boing Boing!

This is my parody of the blog known as “boing boing”. This will also serve as my introduction as to how I conduct my blog inspection and parodization. Without further adoo, I present you “boing boing”…

BOING BOING

First, a picture summary.

Danka

Gratitude

Thanks

I stole this person’s picture

Lol, Blogspot

Now I will move on to my text summary:

I try to present news in a copy and paste fashion. However, the subject matter that I report on seems to carry a bias.

As you can tell, the text summary will always usually be very short.

And now for part 3, the video summary:

And to conclude this, I would like to mention Boing Boing itself.

BILLY MAYS HERE!!!

HI EVERYBODY, BILLY MAYS HERE! I WAS RECENTLY INFORMED THAT I AM INVITED TO JOIN THE AWESOME SQUAD. I WAS EXPECTED TO ARRIVE TUESDAY, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I COULD JUST BUY A PRIVATE JET AND GET HERE A DAY EARLY! WHO NEEDS STANDARD AIRFARE WHEN YOU CAN SET UNAWESOME THINGS ON FIRE WITH YOUR EYES!

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IT’S GREAT TO BE HERE! AND I’D LIKE TO GIVE A BIG THANKS TO THE PEOPLE THAT SUPPLIED THAT WONDERFUL PICTURE OF ME.

(Notes from the desk of AssassinDolphin): I will soon start making parodys of other people’s blogs for SPLHCS. I ask that you grow a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself so that you can truly enjoy the upcoming posts by me. (and not get angry and write useless complaints.)

P.S. Envision Fat People wearing nothing but leg warmers and cowboy boots while jogging.