Kapow

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Thanks.


BILLY MAYS HERE!!!

Monday, August 18, 2008

HI EVERYBODY, BILLY MAYS HERE! I WAS RECENTLY INFORMED THAT I AM INVITED TO JOIN THE AWESOME SQUAD. I WAS EXPECTED TO ARRIVE TUESDAY, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I COULD JUST BUY A PRIVATE JET AND GET HERE A DAY EARLY! WHO NEEDS STANDARD AIRFARE WHEN YOU CAN SET UNAWESOME THINGS ON FIRE WITH YOUR EYES!

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IT’S GREAT TO BE HERE! AND I’D LIKE TO GIVE A BIG THANKS TO THE PEOPLE THAT SUPPLIED THAT WONDERFUL PICTURE OF ME.

(Notes from the desk of AssassinDolphin): I will soon start making parodys of other people’s blogs for SPLHCS. I ask that you grow a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself so that you can truly enjoy the upcoming posts by me. (and not get angry and write useless complaints.)

P.S. Envision Fat People wearing nothing but leg warmers and cowboy boots while jogging.


The REAL Sea-Cow

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Move over, manatees.

Mooo.

Caption contest and interactive Monsterday are both in posts below this one. When/If the monster is completed, it’ll be featured next Monsterday post.

I’ve got my site working properly for rating on humor blogs. Go there! I’d love to see some ecstatic smiley faces!


Throw Him Against A Wall

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Don’t worry! He’s a bouncy chap.

Thanks.

The site that I got this from is pretty funny, too.


What Should I Become Obese On Now?

Friday, April 25, 2008

This McDonalds answered that question.

Thanks.