Monsterday 9: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! Height and weight added!
Name: Androidus Wingus; Winged Android Monster
Height/Weight: 3’5″/436 lbs.
Attitude: The latest in security systems (from a small company called Cyberdyne), this “monster” will allow access to guarded places (No, not the secret comment page) by asking a question that only those qualified to know the answer can gain access to guarded areas.
Example of Speech: “Does Fluffy like lime tacos?”
Traits: Since my blog is obviously a military installation, you’ll see this monster over at the main gate. If incorrect answers are given by someone 3 times, this monster will use the robotic eye to shoot a bolt of energy that paralyzes its victim to allow for containment and interrogation courtesy of Mr. T. If the target tries to run, the monster will fly to pursue them.
Name: Triangulus Jawluss Standardus; Standard Jawless Trianguloid (Egyptian Variety)
Height/Weight: 5’2″/134 lbs.
Attitude: Doesn’t say much, much like this description.
Example of Speech: “crappo”
Traits: Go ahead. See if your head can fit into his mouth. I dare you. No, there are no teeth! (shifty eyes)
Name: Overconfidus Hornus Multiplies Tenteclus; the Multi-Eyed Overconfident Tentacled Horned Monster
Height/Weight: 2’3″/67 lbs.
Attitude: Incredibly confident, this monster thinks that it can take Chuck Norris.
Example of Speech: “I just kicked Chuck’s butt last week. I’ll do it again. See if I don’t.”
Traits: This monster can constrict its victims, it can use a horn attack, it can leer at you with its eyes, and it can get angry and use an attack out of fury. Anybody here work for the Pokemon Company? No? Good.
Note: This monster is now extinct.
And since I didn’t get much of a response to the interactive thing…
Name: Brownus Blobbus Arachnus; Brown Blob Spider (submitted by panascakes)
Height/Weight: 1’3″ tall/20 oz.
Attitude: It is a heavy drinker so whenever it speaks it tends to replace a word with something beer related. (submitted by panascakes)
Example of Speech: “woot its chug norris”
Traits: Like all spiders, this monster can spin a web. The tuft of fur on top of the blobular form is the creator of the black web. Being a pretty big spider (with robotic arms), you definately don’t want this thing crawling on your face. The brown coloring allows for it to blend in to tree bark. Rather than having a poison (it has no teeth), it tends to completely engulf mice and rats and dissolve them with acidic saliva. Ouch.
Anybody want a monsterday button? If you use WordPress, create a text widget and post this code, replacing the1st parenthese with the less than symbol and using the greater than symbol instead of the parenthese at the end.
You end up with this.
Any new button ideas? Just tell me!