Sunday, August 2, 2009
Instead of just focusing here, I’m also going to post here and here. That’s right! It’s like a triple serving of Penguin. Instead this time, I’ve refined my tactics, so those’ll be like the side dishes to your heaping meal of me. Blogging.
But anyway, hoping to get me commenters back, so I’ll go scouting and whatnot. I expect this place up and running at full capacity soon.
So what posts should you be expecting here and over at the other two places now?
Well, at this blog right here, there’s gonna be some longer-sized posts. Why? I think it’s something worth trying. Count on them being humorous, but not humerus, although the post could very well be about a bone in your arm.
At the Awesome Squad, if I find a particularly awesome picture or video, I’ll make a short blurb about it and put it there. I foresee an influx of Mr. T, Chuck Norris and facial hair. Other awesome stuff, too.
Whatever doesn’t fit here or at the AS (I use abbreviations to make the blog sound important.), I’d throw it at Tacky Raccoons (first “here” up at the top).
So yes, starting up again. Off to go comment on peoples stuff.
I have returned.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
New! The Awesome Squad now has a group posting blog with at least 5 posters. I suggest that all Awesome Squad members, and those not in the squad post this link in their blogrolls:
The Awesome Squad
It’s not perfect yet, but it is awesome. Go now or be pitied, roundhouse kicked, and pitied some more. Membership is open, as always.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
This is my parody of the blog known as “boing boing”. This will also serve as my introduction as to how I conduct my blog inspection and parodization. Without further adoo, I present you “boing boing”…
First, a picture summary.
I stole this person’s picture
Now I will move on to my text summary:
I try to present news in a copy and paste fashion. However, the subject matter that I report on seems to carry a bias.
As you can tell, the text summary will always usually be very short.
And now for part 3, the video summary:
And to conclude this, I would like to mention Boing Boing itself.
Monday, August 18, 2008
HI EVERYBODY, BILLY MAYS HERE! I WAS RECENTLY INFORMED THAT I AM INVITED TO JOIN THE AWESOME SQUAD. I WAS EXPECTED TO ARRIVE TUESDAY, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I COULD JUST BUY A PRIVATE JET AND GET HERE A DAY EARLY! WHO NEEDS STANDARD AIRFARE WHEN YOU CAN SET UNAWESOME THINGS ON FIRE WITH YOUR EYES!
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IT’S GREAT TO BE HERE! AND I’D LIKE TO GIVE A BIG THANKS TO THE PEOPLE THAT SUPPLIED THAT WONDERFUL PICTURE OF ME.
(Notes from the desk of AssassinDolphin): I will soon start making parodys of other people’s blogs for SPLHCS. I ask that you grow a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself so that you can truly enjoy the upcoming posts by me. (and not get angry and write useless complaints.)
P.S. Envision Fat People wearing nothing but leg warmers and cowboy boots while jogging.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
I’m pretty sure my few regular viewers/commenters have realized that assassain dolphin is insane. He brought up the idea for a blog completely about mudkips. And he heard that I liked mudkips. He kind of told it to me like this:
So anyway, he’s creating it and he and I are going to be admins. What a wonderful world the internet is.