Oh, What A Mighty Bear.

Thursday, August 6, 2009
You could call it a party ANIMAL.

You could call it a party ANIMAL.

Much obliged.

I found that picture by searching “party bear.” If you search “bear party,” you get something you probably won’t like. At all. Needless to say, it was unpleasant.

And I just wanted to see a bunch of Grizzlies grouping under a disco ball. There’s a fog machine, too.

That thing ate those hot dogs like they were human beings or something. I also enjoy midgets (uh-oh) vs. elephant at the end there.

This is the story of a man named Fred

who came across a sight ever so rare:

A great Alaskan bear eating rye bread

“This creature,” he spoke, “is quite a fair bear.”

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The animal, Fred tried to make his friend,

But it growled and roared, mightily; loudly.

Fred couldn’t take a hint; eaten. The end.

In celebration, the bear danced proudly.

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I’m just gonna finish up this sonnet.

I’d like a bear to do guitar solos.

If one chooses, it can wear a bonnet.

Chocolate and caramel make up Rolos.

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Bears bears bears bears bears bears bears bears bears bears.

Bears bears bears bears bears bears bears bears bears bears.

Bottom line: Bears are awesome.

I use this picture a lot.

I use this picture a lot.

From here.

Coming Next: God.


Optimum Happiness Levels Reached

Friday, November 7, 2008

Okay, I’ll try to put a certain thing behind me until January. Instead of dwelling on it, here’s a picture of a bear relieving himself!

bear


Have You Tried To Do Something Lately?

Friday, April 18, 2008

This should help you continue…

Thanks.


Oh Snap

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

That’s all you need to know for this picture.

Thanks.

Please don’t ask.


Can’t Touch This

Sunday, November 25, 2007

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‘Nuff Said.

Thanks.