Okay, You Won

Monday, November 10, 2008


Now prove yourself.

I’m trying to ease into daily posting again. Be patient.


Feast Thine Eyes Upon Nerdy Pumpkin!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

And now we need to destroy a pumpkin Alderaan, but the deathstar has to be suspended… but where’s the beam going to come from? I’m not sure how to exactly recreate the surface of Alderaan, too…

One Ring To Rule Them All?

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

But where is it?


Hint: It’s around his neck.

Hint: Secret Comment Page Hint


Friday, September 26, 2008


And a happy birthday to panascakes.

P.S.-Have I told ou that I have a 4 month old blog with only 1 picture and no hits? I made it and left it that way.

Everything Ever

Monday, September 22, 2008

Yay! It’s blogiversary time! After 1 year, there’s 334,378 hits (upon publish), 406 posts, 10 pages (counting the main page and the secret comment page), almost 2,400 comments, and a sidebar with 20 widgets on it.


First off, we have the top 3 posts ever on this blog. Coming in 3rd with more than 18, 700 single visits is “Rocket Gopher.”

Second with over 24,300 visits is “Murdock… I’m comin’ to get you,” which was, in fact, not supposed to have the awesome picture of Chuck Norris, but a less awesome picture of Rambo holding a fish.

First, with more than 28,000 visits is a terribly unfunny lolcat picture which I will not link to or show.

Next up, search engine terms.

In fifth…wow, with nearly 13,000 hits.

Fourth: “funny pictures,” with over 17,000 views.

Third: “funny,” with more than 18,000 visits.

Unfortunately, “funny cats” is second with almost 21,000 idiots.

Finally, making up for the second place term, “chuck norris” is in the lead with over 35,000 awesome people.

Chronicling of The Awesome Train

As I hope you know, the awesome train does not stop and has no destination. Starting with my first visit to Say No To Crack, I happened upon a picture of a giant rubber duck posted by a certain Bunk Strutts. I enjoyed that post, and when I saw the post on SNTC mentioning Tacky Raccoons, I started visiting there, and it was good. Then I noticed the WordPress link. I thought that it’d be pretty cool to start my own humor blog, so I said to myself, “It’d be pretty cool to start my own humor blog!” So I did.

For a while it was just me, then I added AssDolph, removed him, added pcakes, added the Dolphinator again, then my posts began to wane, and I got fed up with criticism, so I removed them both. Then it was just me for a while, but I went on vacation, so I added Bunk as the managing editor when I was away. I came back, kept Bunk and added Agent DoubleAss-D again.

Then I started the awesome squad, got 7 other members, and started the awesome squad blog, which is where you should go if you want to join. 7 of us post on it, and it is also awesome.

Somewhere around the middle of that story, I joined the numero uno site on the internet, humor-blogs, which will always be twenty times better than sliced bread. Happy, diesel?


No Purpose Served

No Purpose Served

The password is quiche.

Let The Festivities Begin!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Counting today, there’s 3 days left until the Blogiversary of S.P.L.H.C.S. I’ll start with some nice music.


Where will you be when the Craig Machine comes partying through?


Thursday, September 18, 2008