I Hate Sudoku

Sunday, March 8, 2009


I have no idea why. I must not have the thought processes to do it or something. I can’t even correctly do those ones with the four boxes of four numbers.

Sure, I can get a 5 here and an 8 there, but I can never solve a whole puzzle. Once, I thought I did, but I think I put a two in the same row or something.

Well, I solved it, but see that 3rd row? I started to write 3 TWICE before I realized it was 4.

Well, I solved it, but see that 3rd row? I started to write 3 TWICE before I realized it was 4.

Maybe it’s because I attempt to do them in pen.


Everything Ever

Monday, September 22, 2008

Yay! It’s blogiversary time! After 1 year, there’s 334,378 hits (upon publish), 406 posts, 10 pages (counting the main page and the secret comment page), almost 2,400 comments, and a sidebar with 20 widgets on it.


First off, we have the top 3 posts ever on this blog. Coming in 3rd with more than 18, 700 single visits is “Rocket Gopher.”

Second with over 24,300 visits is “Murdock… I’m comin’ to get you,” which was, in fact, not supposed to have the awesome picture of Chuck Norris, but a less awesome picture of Rambo holding a fish.

First, with more than 28,000 visits is a terribly unfunny lolcat picture which I will not link to or show.

Next up, search engine terms.

In fifth…wow, with nearly 13,000 hits.

Fourth: “funny pictures,” with over 17,000 views.

Third: “funny,” with more than 18,000 visits.

Unfortunately, “funny cats” is second with almost 21,000 idiots.

Finally, making up for the second place term, “chuck norris” is in the lead with over 35,000 awesome people.

Chronicling of The Awesome Train

As I hope you know, the awesome train does not stop and has no destination. Starting with my first visit to Say No To Crack, I happened upon a picture of a giant rubber duck posted by a certain Bunk Strutts. I enjoyed that post, and when I saw the post on SNTC mentioning Tacky Raccoons, I started visiting there, and it was good. Then I noticed the WordPress link. I thought that it’d be pretty cool to start my own humor blog, so I said to myself, “It’d be pretty cool to start my own humor blog!” So I did.

For a while it was just me, then I added AssDolph, removed him, added pcakes, added the Dolphinator again, then my posts began to wane, and I got fed up with criticism, so I removed them both. Then it was just me for a while, but I went on vacation, so I added Bunk as the managing editor when I was away. I came back, kept Bunk and added Agent DoubleAss-D again.

Then I started the awesome squad, got 7 other members, and started the awesome squad blog, which is where you should go if you want to join. 7 of us post on it, and it is also awesome.

Somewhere around the middle of that story, I joined the numero uno site on the internet, humor-blogs, which will always be twenty times better than sliced bread. Happy, diesel?


No Purpose Served

No Purpose Served

The password is quiche.

Yay! A Game!

Monday, September 15, 2008

I started with Google image search and the letter r. Then I added random letters until there was only 1 image result. This is the picture for “rpfdfa:”


My Apologies. The Game Of The Week Is…

Friday, August 29, 2008


Use 1234 or ASDF and the arrow keys. Hit the notes. For best veiwing ability, temporarily hide internet toolbars.

Click here.

Thursday Game: Tangerine Panic!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

It starts with one.

Then it gets fun.

Dare you to dodge 150.

Move with the mouse.

Ignore the bad grammar of your player.

Click Here.

Boing Boing!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

This is my parody of the blog known as “boing boing”. This will also serve as my introduction as to how I conduct my blog inspection and parodization. Without further adoo, I present you “boing boing”…


First, a picture summary.




I stole this person’s picture

Lol, Blogspot

Now I will move on to my text summary:

I try to present news in a copy and paste fashion. However, the subject matter that I report on seems to carry a bias.

As you can tell, the text summary will always usually be very short.

And now for part 3, the video summary:

And to conclude this, I would like to mention Boing Boing itself.

Thursday Game…

Thursday, August 14, 2008

You’re a bald guy with a huge sword. You use the sword to kill 18 types of gloople. 13 of them can kill you. There are different modes in which you can have a huge splatterfest, including nests of small, big, and huge sizes and bounty run, which is endless. You can select the difficulty curve for that.

After a bit, you can unlock hardcore mode, and when you have that on, all types of glooples come at you at once.

The thing that makes this game more awesome is the award system, where you can gainup to 110 awards for doing various things, such as dying in 5, 10, and 15 different ways. And every 10 awards you get, you will get a reward key that you can use to get something that helps you during play, such as a sprinting ability, a grenade, and a box gun.

To play, click here.