I completely forgot that yesterday was Tacky Raccoon’s birthday! I even baked a cake!
And your present is…
All 7 of the collector’s edition soapees!
Here’s to another year!
Monsterday 10, great taste, less filling! In order for the double post to be made in a timely manner there are only 2 monsters today. Also, there is a shortage of them.
Name: Spherus Feminus Rattailicus Bunnicus; the Lipstick-Wearing Spherical Rat-Tailed Bunny Monster (ouch)
Height/Weight: 1’5″/7 lbs.
Attitude: This monster is very flamboyant. They also like pie. The monster depicted here is a male.
Comment: “I LIKE PIE!”
Traits: This monster is just like a mouse that scours around a kitchen floor looking for food. Even though my blog is a giant kitchen, I called the exterminators, so you won’t be seeing this monster.
Name: Trunkus Jawluss Crabbicus Blindus Hawkus; the Blind Jawless Crab-Clawed Hawking Tree-Monster (long names today)
Height/Weight: 23’4″/750 lbs.
Attitude: This monster loves to promote things and will not stop at it if it isn’t stopped. It is also lactose intolerant.
Comment: Stereo photography is alive and well, and making a comeback of sorts. This is cross-eye free viewing. Parallel free viewing is easier for some, and can be seen at the National Stereoscopic Assn. website at: **********.org. There are links to other 3d sites online, there as well.
Traits: As you can see by the height and weight, this monster is the size of a large tree, which is exactly what it is… except for the fact that it has giant crab claws, a mouth, and a brain. Maybe I should call those guys that move trees…