Sporeday 3-Stalkipede

This is a bug, and its legs are are tall: Stalkipede.

I know that that picture is blurry.

As you can see, this creature has the advantage of stealth when it is in a wooded area because of its camoflague. It has no arms, therefore has to make sure his legs are strong; therefore, it trains on a specially crafted treadmill in a tree. If he had arms, he would use a Total Gym, every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’ house.

By the way, Criss Angel is going to be shackled in a building that’s going to be imploding tonight. The fun part: It’s live.

Also, Monopoly fan-fiction would be awesome.


5 Responses to Sporeday 3-Stalkipede

  1. Kitty says:

    That is one funked out insect.

  2. SpartanW0lf3 says:

    The noises that thing made were very…whacked out

  3. jamesviscosi says:

    I don’t know, Monopoly fan fiction would probably degenerate into stories about the boot getting it on with the hat or something …

    I liked it when the Stalkipede starting doing a samba!

  4. diesel says:

    I’m going to stick with Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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