This is a bug, and its legs are are tall: Stalkipede.
I know that that picture is blurry.
As you can see, this creature has the advantage of stealth when it is in a wooded area because of its camoflague. It has no arms, therefore has to make sure his legs are strong; therefore, it trains on a specially crafted treadmill in a tree. If he had arms, he would use a Total Gym, every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’ house.
By the way, Criss Angel is going to be shackled in a building that’s going to be imploding tonight. The fun part: It’s live.
Also, Monopoly fan-fiction would be awesome.