Blogsitter Dolphin: Where Are You?

Marshal Penguin has left the building, and meanwhile, he gave frequent SPLHCS commentor AssassainDolphin the duties of Deputy Sherrif for a few days.  It’s apparent that Mr. AD has missed a glorious opportunity to post on Marshal Penguin’s behalf.

The Marshal also gave me, Bunk Strutts, the super-secret electronic handshake allowing me to enter SPLHCS and make sure things weren’t getting out of hand.  They’re not.  Actually, they’re not getting IN of hand, hence this interim post.  AssassainDolphin,  WHERE ARE YOU?

[Image from here.]


12 Responses to Blogsitter Dolphin: Where Are You?

  1. assassaindolphin says:

    I’m right here, Dr. Strutts. Noe get back into your shackles

  2. assassaindolphin says:

    Oh and I forgot to mention that I went to a amusement park on Friday, hence my late posting.

    Oh, and I’m nocturnal

  3. Bunk Strutts says:

    And so how are your emissions going, Mr. Dolphin?

  4. Bunk Strutts says:

    Oh, and who is “Noe” and why might she be in shackles?

  5. Bunk Strutts says:

    Oh and why do you preface many of your comments with “Oh?”
    OH, wait. You’re a buckeye, right?

  6. assassaindolphin says:

    Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh Yeah! (Daft Punk song). I don’t know why I preface many of my comments with an “oh”. I guess it’s just a subconscious inperfection. I’m not from Ohio either.

  7. assassaindolphin says:

    And Believe it or not, “Noe” is an anagram for “Irma”

  8. Bunk Strutts says:

    Oh, whip me, beat me and call me Irma!

    Glad you’re back Dolph. I was worried that I’d have to start posting lesbian amputee dwarf porn to keep FinPeng’s stats up.

    You go, girl.

  9. SpartanW0lf3 says:

    LOLZ i wonder how finny will respond to that bunky; y amputee? although i probably woulda checked that out XD

  10. Bunk Strutts says:

    Spart– It’s the thought that counts.

  11. assassaindolphin says:

    Maybe I should’ve returned to Hershey Park for a third night if you know what I mean

  12. Bunk Strutts says:

    You mean that they have lesbian amputee dwarf porn there, too?? The whorl is going to heck in a ham bucket.

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