Great News: HE’S STILL ALIVE!

Mainesville, Antarctica (Strutts News Services) – Marshal Finicky Penguin successfully completed his clandestine mission, to research, capture, feed, pet and then skin the Great White Weasels of the Antarctic.

He reports that they taste just like chicken, except that they taste better with cumin and molasses.

The Marshal is well on his way back to the depravity and squalor of this backwater town, with stories, pelts and slides (and a coffee cup for Miss Kitty.) Although rumor has it that he’s got an odd itchy rash, don’t let that put you off when he slides sideways down the banister rail back into town.

Via the mojo wire, Strutts News Services recently received confirmation that the Marshal was able to Bisect the Sea with the Foaming Wake of a Fast Motorboat, one of his lifelong dreams.

An encrypted message arrived at our teletype desk this afternoon, and early results from our staff in the Department of Advanced Tublication Department should have a full decoded report in time for tomorrow’s post.

[Don’t forget – June 17th is FireFox’s Guinness Book of World Records Download Day! Info here.]

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7 Responses to Great News: HE’S STILL ALIVE!

  1. panascakes says:

    this post was boring yet entertaining.
    3/5 dots
    •••

  2. Bunk Strutts says:

    Great Taste!
    Less Filling!

  3. Kitty says:

    I pity that foo when he gets back and sees the teeny bikini post.

  4. Bunk Strutts says:

    Kit–

    So you think it was too suggestive, also? Broadcast television is way beyond the valley of that innocuous tongue-in-cheek clean post.

    I would have posted it on TR, but I didn’t because I honestly thought that the locals here were mature enough and would find it mildly amusing. It was intended as a “filler” post anyway.

    I mean, this isn’t exactly “Romper Room.”

  5. Kitty says:

    I thought it was funny.

  6. Bunk Strutts says:

    Kit– Muchisimas GrassyAss.

    Dang. They’re gonna get all humpy again with that comment.

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