Mainesville, Antarctica (Strutts News Services) – Marshal Finicky Penguin successfully completed his clandestine mission, to research, capture, feed, pet and then skin the Great White Weasels of the Antarctic.
He reports that they taste just like chicken, except that they taste better with cumin and molasses.
The Marshal is well on his way back to the depravity and squalor of this backwater town, with stories, pelts and slides (and a coffee cup for Miss Kitty.) Although rumor has it that he’s got an odd itchy rash, don’t let that put you off when he slides sideways down the banister rail back into town.
Via the mojo wire, Strutts News Services recently received confirmation that the Marshal was able to Bisect the Sea with the Foaming Wake of a Fast Motorboat, one of his lifelong dreams.
An encrypted message arrived at our teletype desk this afternoon, and early results from our staff in the Department of Advanced Tublication Department should have a full decoded report in time for tomorrow’s post.
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