They’re Edible, Too!

Behold! Another product from stupid.com!

They say: “The next time you have a cut or scrape, slap a strip of bacon on it. Sound ridiculous? Well, it is, but that doesn’t mean you can’t do it. Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are genuine sterile bandages that look like strips of raw bacon. Why purchase a pathetic Band-Aid or paltry Curad, when you can put some pork on your punctured pinky? (It took us two hours to write the previous line, but I think you’ll agree it was worth it.) Each Bacon Strip Bandage is 3″ x 1″ and is die-cut, so the edges are bacon-like, too. They come in decorative metal tin, and you get 15 bandages in each one. Plus, as an added bonus, there is a free toy inside each tin to help brighten your day. With something this stupid on your injury, you can’t help but feel a little better.”

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4 Responses to They’re Edible, Too!

  1. Doopedagain says:

    haha omg can u put it on your bruised dignity?

  2. Diesel says:

    We need to ship those over to the boys in Iraq. No kosher band-aids for you!

  3. Doop – Your dignity will be boosted when using them.

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