Here they are, because I have a set for everything else:
- Thou shalt not doubt Chuck Norris’ fighting ability.
- Thou shalt not utter falsities about Chuck Norris.
- Thou shalt watch thy back in Texas.
- Thou shalt vote Huckabee.
- Thou shalt heartily accept roundhouse kicks.
- When visiting Chuck Norris, thou shalt use his toilet paper. (See “Temple of Chuck Norris” page.)
- Thou shalt proclaim the manliness of Chuck Norris’ beard.
- Thou shalt pay homage to the Texas Ranger badge.
- Thou shalt visit the official website.
- Thou shalt accept the fact that Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
That last one is actually one of his personal favorites.