The Ten Commandments Of Chuck Norris

Here they are, because I have a set for everything else:

  1. Thou shalt not doubt Chuck Norris’ fighting ability.
  2. Thou shalt not utter falsities about Chuck Norris.
  3. Thou shalt watch thy back in Texas.
  4. Thou shalt vote Huckabee.
  5. Thou shalt heartily accept roundhouse kicks.
  6. When visiting Chuck Norris, thou shalt use his toilet paper. (See “Temple of Chuck Norris” page.)
  7. Thou shalt proclaim the manliness of Chuck Norris’ beard.
  8. Thou shalt pay homage to the Texas Ranger badge.
  9. Thou shalt visit the official website.
  10. Thou shalt accept the fact that Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

That last one is actually one of his personal favorites.


10 Responses to The Ten Commandments Of Chuck Norris

  1. dodoscholar says:

    haha i luv this but i like obama. srry i can’t obey #4 *accepts roundhouse kick very heartily*

  2. SpartanW0lf3 says:

    how do i become a member to this site?

    ****please respond within 10 mins

  3. SpartanW0lf3 says:

    i shall give u more time to reply…say…till 1:30

  4. Shame, Mrs. T!

    I’m not sure what you mean by member. Could you clarify?

  5. SpartanW0lf3 says:

    i mean like, posting things, making my own pic, and whatever else i can do…and how do i log in?

    ****please respond by 1:40

  6. I cannot do that. You must be a member of WordPress and I think two people posting (panascakes and I) is enough. I’d consider you a “member” of the site if you regularly commented, though.

    :mrgreen: And this site isn’t as popular as some of the bigger ones.

  7. SpartanW0lf3 says:

    awwwwwwwwww o well

    look at the temple of chuck norris, i put some jokes there

  8. kuma says:

    1. He’s only a white belt
    2. He awes-LIE!
    3. I’ve been to Texas- Nothing to worry about
    4. I’m supporting Ron Paul
    5. Only triangle house
    6. I’ll use it against him
    7. beards are for overcompensating lack of manliness
    8. No, only ninjas and the liek
    9. A waste of bandwidth
    10. Not too hard if it’s locked

    Believe me Spartan Wolf 3, You get censored like
    a cat in Taiwan if you try to post here.

    Good Day Fine Sir!

  9. 1. He’s an 8-stripe black belt
    2. Its the truth
    3. That’s because he was right behind you
    4. Okey Dokey
    5. YOU do triangle house kicks
    6. That’s impossible (unless in Soviet Russia)
    7. His beard hides his 3rd fist
    8. Chuck IS a ninja
    9. You’re a waste of bandwith
    10. Only for mortals.

    PWND! 😆

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