Here they are, because I have a set for everything else:
- Thou shalt not doubt Chuck Norris’ fighting ability.
- Thou shalt not utter falsities about Chuck Norris.
- Thou shalt watch thy back in Texas.
- Thou shalt vote Huckabee.
- Thou shalt heartily accept roundhouse kicks.
- When visiting Chuck Norris, thou shalt use his toilet paper. (See “Temple of Chuck Norris” page.)
- Thou shalt proclaim the manliness of Chuck Norris’ beard.
- Thou shalt pay homage to the Texas Ranger badge.
- Thou shalt visit the official website.
- Thou shalt accept the fact that Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
That last one is actually one of his personal favorites.
I Pity The Blog 
haha i luv this but i like obama. srry i can’t obey #4 *accepts roundhouse kick very heartily*
how do i become a member to this site?
****please respond within 10 mins
i shall give u more time to reply…say…till 1:30
SO HURRY UP AND LOOK HERE
Shame, Mrs. T!
I’m not sure what you mean by member. Could you clarify?
i mean like, posting things, making my own pic, and whatever else i can do…and how do i log in?
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I cannot do that. You must be a member of WordPress and I think two people posting (panascakes and I) is enough. I’d consider you a “member” of the site if you regularly commented, though.
awwwwwwwwww o well
look at the temple of chuck norris, i put some jokes there
Okey dokely.
1. He’s only a white belt
2. He awes-LIE!
3. I’ve been to Texas- Nothing to worry about
4. I’m supporting Ron Paul
5. Only triangle house
6. I’ll use it against him
7. beards are for overcompensating lack of manliness
8. No, only ninjas and the liek
9. A waste of bandwidth
10. Not too hard if it’s locked
Believe me Spartan Wolf 3, You get censored like
a cat in Taiwan if you try to post here.
Good Day Fine Sir!
1. He’s an 8-stripe black belt
2. Its the truth
3. That’s because he was right behind you
4. Okey Dokey
5. YOU do triangle house kicks
6. That’s impossible (unless in Soviet Russia)
7. His beard hides his 3rd fist
8. Chuck IS a ninja
9. You’re a waste of bandwith
10. Only for mortals.
PWND! 😆