The Ten Commandments of Cannibalism

My friend and I were bored, so we came up with the Ten Commandments of Cannibalism…

  1. Thou shalt eat the fat ones first
  2. Thou shalt lick the bones clean
  3. Thou shalt save the slow ones for last
  4. Thou shalt savor the albino
  5. Thou shalt discard the leper
  6. Thou shalt eat thy neighbor’s wife
  7. Thou shalt season thy father and mother
  8. Thou shalt gnaw upon the innocent
  9. Thou shalt sever thy neighbor’s limbs
  10. Thou shalt not consume thyself

Yep, even cannibals have morals.

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