Gophers Hold Omaha Citizens Captive

A recent news report from Omaha reported that gophers wielding machine guns held a group of people at the local movie theater hostage. A survivor commented, “They was jus’ sittin’ on them rocks, all quiet-like.”

The crisis was resolved after the army chased the gophers out with an M1 Abram tank. Here is a photo of their ring leader who was gunned down by the national guard.


Thanks, Funnyjunk


2 Responses to Gophers Hold Omaha Citizens Captive

  1. jesse alsop says:

    lol very funny (gophers) maybe you should have tanks patrolling yhe streets?

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