A blonde, an astronaut, and a cosmonaut are standing outside of Kennedy Space Center. The astronaut and the cosmonaut were arguing.
“We were the first in space,” said the cosmonaut.
“Well we were the first on the moon,” said the astronaut.
Then the blonde approached them and said, “Well us blondes are going to be the first on the sun!”
The cosmonaut looked confused and the astronaut asked, “How will you do that, you’ll burn up before you get close enough!”
“Simple,” said the blonde, “we’ll go at night.”