Observations By Myself

• This is just a list of sentences for some reason.
• It’s because I have many observations.
• What if the universe is in a petri dish?
• If the world were in reverse, cows would be barbequing (uh-huh) humans.
• I like apple pie a la mode.
• I was never any good at playing Asteroids for some reason.
• End of the world scenarios:

1. Nuclear holocaust
2. Asteroids
3. Gamma Ray Burst
4. Mr. T stepping on Chuck Norris’ toes accidentally. And at that time they’re on bad terms and 40 feet tall. And have beards made of fire.
5. Zombie apocalypse (the most fun-sounding)

But no matter what the apocalypse, I think it’d be fun to have a post-apocalyptic blog. If I haven’t been incinerated, zombified or engulfed in flaming beard. That blog stuff would be there forever, you know? Imagine when the human race has ended, a new species arises. An operational computer would be a great discovery. That is, if they learned the language somehow, of course (Google Translate?). And now, I’m imagining what they would think of this blog…

“This Chuck Norris… This Mr. T… They must have been deities. They must be eternal and all-powerful. WE MUST WORSHIP THEM.”

They would be right, obviously. I can see it now. A religious war, on one end the T-ists, on the other the Chuck-lims.

That’d be awesome.

By the way, pictures are linked to their sources.

Up next: music

One Ring To Rule Them All?

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But where is it?

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Hint: It’s around his neck.

Hint: Secret Comment Page Hint

The Most Awesome Blog In The Universe

New! The Awesome Squad now has a group posting blog with at least 5 posters. I suggest that all Awesome Squad members, and those not in the squad post this link in their blogrolls:

The Awesome Squad

It’s not perfect yet, but it is awesome. Go now or be pitied, roundhouse kicked, and pitied some more. Membership is open, as always.

WE WANT YOU!

I don’t need to announce that Mr. T was in the Awesome Squad… Mr. T is the Awesome Squad, and he wants people to register to join the awesome squad. Included is knowing that you just joined the most awesome squad ever.

Included is a super awesome point system.

Mixed Blessings

Good: You get an awesome Mr. T cookie jar.

Bad: Every one will be too afraid to get the cookies out of the jar. That, and the jar won’t let you.

Thanks.

I am now the only person on WordPress using the tag:

Is It Normal For A Cookie Jar To Jump Off The Shelf And Start Driving A Large Black Van To Stop A Horrible Atrocity From Happening?

Awesome.