Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Interesting way how I have my keyboard mapped out
This is my attemp to accurately recreate Conan O’ Brian using the spore creature creator. I think I did a pretty good job. Once I validate my EA account I’ll be able to upload alot more creatures. The 2008 olympic men’s 400m relay is tied for first with the 2008 olympic opening ceremony on the awesomeness scale. And if you think that China is a mean country and you boycotted the olympics, I bet you bleach your hair and are a vegan. You also most likely ride a funny looking bicycle everywhere.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
This is my parody of the blog known as “boing boing”. This will also serve as my introduction as to how I conduct my blog inspection and parodization. Without further adoo, I present you “boing boing”…
First, a picture summary.
I stole this person’s picture
Now I will move on to my text summary:
I try to present news in a copy and paste fashion. However, the subject matter that I report on seems to carry a bias.
As you can tell, the text summary will always usually be very short.
And now for part 3, the video summary:
And to conclude this, I would like to mention Boing Boing itself.
Monday, August 18, 2008
HI EVERYBODY, BILLY MAYS HERE! I WAS RECENTLY INFORMED THAT I AM INVITED TO JOIN THE AWESOME SQUAD. I WAS EXPECTED TO ARRIVE TUESDAY, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I COULD JUST BUY A PRIVATE JET AND GET HERE A DAY EARLY! WHO NEEDS STANDARD AIRFARE WHEN YOU CAN SET UNAWESOME THINGS ON FIRE WITH YOUR EYES!
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IT’S GREAT TO BE HERE! AND I’D LIKE TO GIVE A BIG THANKS TO THE PEOPLE THAT SUPPLIED THAT WONDERFUL PICTURE OF ME.
(Notes from the desk of AssassinDolphin): I will soon start making parodys of other people’s blogs for SPLHCS. I ask that you grow a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself so that you can truly enjoy the upcoming posts by me. (and not get angry and write useless complaints.)
P.S. Envision Fat People wearing nothing but leg warmers and cowboy boots while jogging.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Here we go.
This is a pretty durable creature, except for the parts of its blue flesh not covered by rock. When it wants to eat something big, it grabs it with its arms and holds it near its mouth. Because it only eats bones, it sprays an acid over the specimen that melts down to the bone. He then, obviously, eats it.
It also has very bad eyesight and is weak in the back, just in case it attacks.