Greetings,

I’ve been bound by a very shady agreement that promises to torture me with a fish unless I write on this blog once a day. And a post is a post, and at the time of writing this there’s still 8 minutes left in the day (night?). Now I know at this point most of you (I’m not pointing fingers at Bunk or Kitty) are going to have a face similar to this:

And I know that some of you (Panascakes) might have a face similar to this:

But I’m only bound  by my contract until about Monday. After that I’ll probably be gone again (PROBABLY). I just thought it would seem that I had a soul if I warned you.

Good day fine sir!

Marshal Penguin has left the building, and meanwhile, he gave frequent SPLHCS commentor AssassainDolphin the duties of Deputy Sherrif for a few days.  It’s apparent that Mr. AD has missed a glorious opportunity to post on Marshal Penguin’s behalf.

The Marshal also gave me, Bunk Strutts, the super-secret electronic handshake allowing me to enter SPLHCS and make sure things weren’t getting out of hand.  They’re not.  Actually, they’re not getting IN of hand, hence this interim post.  AssassainDolphin,  WHERE ARE YOU?

[Image from here.]

I enjoyed this Savage Chickens.

I suppose that I’m done here. Gonna find those wolverines that raided the refrigerator. Until I return, I’m leaving posts to Senor Dolphin.

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That’s right! Be a good spore-t (I apologize), and go along with this. Every Wednesday, I’ll make a creature using Spore. I already have 15, so I’m set for now.

Let’s start this with Cino. I heard “Encino” over the TV when I was making him, and Cino sounded fun.

And I suppose that I’ll do some traits like Monsterday.

This creature, normally very friendly, can get very angry if you step on its front foot. If this happens, try to stay in front of the monster at all times. Why? See those spikes on his back? He will stand up and fall backward on you. He can also use his back legs to kick back at you like a mule. He also has gas.

And here is a possibly better look at Cino.

Starting Friday, assassin dolphin is getting chance number three and he’s posting here until Monsterday or Tuesday.

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17 people voted. 8 people voted for Ross’s comment, making him the winner of the caption contest! Ross’s prize… An all expenses paid trip to Japan! Congratualations!

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Sorry about the late post. Broadcast live in front of a live studio audience, it’s Monsterday 8!

Name: Zappus Tenteclus; the Tentacled Zapper

Attitude: These monsters are very friendly, and they tend to make stupid jokes about Chuck Norris.

Example of Speech: “chuck norris can be a rectangle, but a rectangle cant be chuck norris”

Traits: Like many of the Intellectus species, these monsters gather electricty through the bolts and wires on its head. The more it collects, the more painful its sting, which is delivered through tentacles. Its teeth can crack even the hardest walnut.

Name: Bunnicus Blobbus Friendlius; the Friendly Bunny Blob

Attitude: This monster is very friendly, but is also very literal. This one thought that my blog had a point!

Example of Speech: “Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation Anyway … nice blog to visit.”

Traits: Because it is friendly and smart, this really isn’t a very interesting monster. You can usually find them in any city living in the standard apartment. And guess what! My blog is an apartment complex. This monster doesn’t like to be disturbed, so don’t go into room 1408.

Name: Wingus Unicornus Jawluss; the Jawless Winged Unicorn Monster

Attitude: This monster enjoys writing haikus. He also loves Jesus.

Example of Speech: “cacti are spiny, like some of our comments here, on this funny blog. I love Jesus.”

Traits: This monster has artificial limbs which allow in to walk long distances without not having legs. The horn on its head turns whatever it touches into marshmallows and love, 2 critical ingredients in hot chocolate. This monster would play the fiddle, but it has no arms.

Name: Zennus Rattailicus Complimentus; the Complementing Rat-Tailed Zen Monster

Attitude: This monster is peaceful and is very fond of cars.

Example of Speech: “sweet car.”

Traits: Not much is known about this monster. Oh look, he’s waving to you. Oh look, he’s smiling. Oh look, THAT THING HAS HUNDREDS OF TEETH!

I still need name and traits for this monster.

By the way, I have Spore Creature Creator Free Trail Version (I’ll update eventually). I could use it for Monsterdayish thing. I’ll make a creature a week!

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Double post!

Guess what I won?

THE ARTE Y PICO AWARD!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Lasers everywhere)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(fireworks)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Jet-ski flies off ramp)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Explodes in mid-air)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(Rains cacti)

Here are the rules!

I searched Spider-Pig on wikipedia because I was bored. This was over the article:

I have this under control. Just don’t touch that thing. I don’t know where it’s from…

The 300th post has already been made, but this is my own 300th post. I would do a victory dance, but that… Thing… is here.

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Thanks.

So, I have nothing in my save folder that is new (new laptop), so I decide to search “funny” in the Google image search, and more than half of the results are lolanimals. Those things aren’t even funny. I’ve heard that what the guy stole the idea from (Caturday, found at undesirable sites) was much funnier. I stopped putting lolcats on quite a while ago when all that was on there was ceiling cat being the god of lolcats (instead of its original purpose, once again, undesirable) and om nom nom, and still, one of the top searches to find my blog is “funny cats.”

If I could help it, I’d not allow my blog to be found by searching that.

Just felt like saying that.

POP QUIZ! What are the names of the monkeys under my blog title? No searching through the archives!

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