Marshal Penguin has left the building, and meanwhile, he gave frequent SPLHCS commentor AssassainDolphin the duties of Deputy Sherrif for a few days.  It’s apparent that Mr. AD has missed a glorious opportunity to post on Marshal Penguin’s behalf.

The Marshal also gave me, Bunk Strutts, the super-secret electronic handshake allowing me to enter SPLHCS and make sure things weren’t getting out of hand.  They’re not.  Actually, they’re not getting IN of hand, hence this interim post.  AssassainDolphin,  WHERE ARE YOU?

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    • assassaindolphin
    • Posted Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 12:01 am
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    I’m right here, Dr. Strutts. Noe get back into your shackles

    • assassaindolphin
    • Posted Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 12:02 am
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    Oh and I forgot to mention that I went to a amusement park on Friday, hence my late posting.

    Oh, and I’m nocturnal

  1. And so how are your emissions going, Mr. Dolphin?

  2. Oh, and who is “Noe” and why might she be in shackles?

  3. Oh and why do you preface many of your comments with “Oh?”
    OH, wait. You’re a buckeye, right?

    • assassaindolphin
    • Posted Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 12:57 am
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    Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh Yeah! (Daft Punk song). I don’t know why I preface many of my comments with an “oh”. I guess it’s just a subconscious inperfection. I’m not from Ohio either.

    • assassaindolphin
    • Posted Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 12:58 am
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    And Believe it or not, “Noe” is an anagram for “Irma”

  4. Oh, whip me, beat me and call me Irma!

    Glad you’re back Dolph. I was worried that I’d have to start posting lesbian amputee dwarf porn to keep FinPeng’s stats up.

    You go, girl.

  5. LOLZ i wonder how finny will respond to that bunky; y amputee? although i probably woulda checked that out XD

  6. Spart– It’s the thought that counts.

    • assassaindolphin
    • Posted Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 1:33 am
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    Maybe I should’ve returned to Hershey Park for a third night if you know what I mean

  7. You mean that they have lesbian amputee dwarf porn there, too?? The whorl is going to heck in a ham bucket.


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