Buuuunk! I’m Home!

 

Back to the basement, now. 

Well, anyway, I’m back and I’ve brought everybody a raw eel!

While you fight over that, I’d like to mention that the Monster category is not just meant for Monsterday; otherwise, the category would be called “Monsterdays.”

Additionally, I found the bikini post clean enough. Anything below this gore is okay. 

I’m not sure who impersonated me in a few posts. I never comment unlogged. Probly Dolphin.

Additionally, when I was down in Antarctica, risking my life for no apparent reason, I got a picture of the elusive clubbing seal.

 

10 Responses to “Buuuunk! I’m Home!”

  1. AssassinDolphin Says:

    How did you know it was me that imperson- IT WASN’T ME I PROMISE.

    That seal is SO (cash) invited to the rave

  2. AssassinDolphin Says:

    P.S That clubbing seal is the first thing that made me laugh in a while.

    P.S.S Welcome back

    P.S.S.S <– That sounds like the name of a boat

    P.S.S.S.S Now it just sounds like a snake

  3. Bunk Strutts Says:

    Welcome back, FinPeng. Everything went fine, except I couldn’t get Dolph to eat his brusselsprouts.

  4. Finicky Penguin Says:

    But he DID eat his metal shavings?

  5. AssassinDolphin Says:

    Those brusselsprouts tasted like metal shavings, but the metal shavings were AMAZING

  6. Bunk Strutts Says:

    The secret ingredient is garlic, and you gotta clean the metal shavings first.

  7. Finicky Penguin Says:

    I’ll have to get the recipe.

  8. SpartanW0lf3 Says:

    i gotta say that the brusselsprouts would have been A LOT better if u added cat hair, or even fish saliva

  9. Finicky Penguin Says:

    Maybe grated cow rectum as well.

  10. SpartanW0lf3 Says:

    oh! how very delectable!

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