Back to the basement, now.
Well, anyway, I’m back and I’ve brought everybody a raw eel!
While you fight over that, I’d like to mention that the Monster category is not just meant for Monsterday; otherwise, the category would be called “Monsterdays.”
Additionally, I found the bikini post clean enough. Anything below this gore is okay.
I’m not sure who impersonated me in a few posts. I never comment unlogged. Probly Dolphin.
Additionally, when I was down in Antarctica, risking my life for no apparent reason, I got a picture of the elusive clubbing seal.


Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 9:01 pm |
How did you know it was me that imperson- IT WASN’T ME I PROMISE.
That seal is SO (cash) invited to the rave
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 9:03 pm |
P.S That clubbing seal is the first thing that made me laugh in a while.
P.S.S Welcome back
P.S.S.S <– That sounds like the name of a boat
P.S.S.S.S Now it just sounds like a snake
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 9:45 pm |
Welcome back, FinPeng. Everything went fine, except I couldn’t get Dolph to eat his brusselsprouts.
Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 8:27 am |
But he DID eat his metal shavings?
Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 4:53 pm |
Those brusselsprouts tasted like metal shavings, but the metal shavings were AMAZING
Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 11:34 pm |
The secret ingredient is garlic, and you gotta clean the metal shavings first.
Friday, June 20, 2008 at 8:26 am |
I’ll have to get the recipe.
Friday, June 20, 2008 at 11:54 am |
i gotta say that the brusselsprouts would have been A LOT better if u added cat hair, or even fish saliva
Friday, June 20, 2008 at 12:37 pm |
Maybe grated cow rectum as well.
Friday, June 20, 2008 at 7:56 pm |
oh! how very delectable!