Malawi, NZ (Strutts News Services) – Recent communications via the mojo wire reveal that Marshal F. Penguin has completed the first arm of his journey and will crawl up the next leg he finds. Image below, transmitted by satellite reconnaisance, shows Marshal Penguin with his first capture.
Via infrared land line on Thursday, Marshal P. commented without emotion. “It’s one small step for a Penguin, one less piece of ambulatory furry crap to terrorize the population.”
Marshall Penguin also noted that the rogue marsupials are good with stir fry once they’ve been properly milked. “Locals ferment the wombie’s milk, use it in sacred ceremonies,” said Penguin. “These ceremonies happen several times a day here, and, um, eh, what was your question again?”
Marshal Penguin is due back in the States with a slide show on or about the 19th of June. GodSpeed Marshal! Stay safe and keep us posted!
[Image from here.]
Posted by Bunk Strutts 
