Chuck-Ermelon

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Behold this incredibly beautiful piece of watermelon art. Yes, I know that it is Van Gogh, but the hat makes it look like Chuck Norris.

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Just a reminder: Thursday’s word of the day is “Lycanthropy.”

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I Need A Beat-Boxing Blowfish

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

I’m adding a new segment to my posts up to May 30, because I couldn’t think of anything past that date. It is the word of the day. Today’s word is “Snazzy.” Since it is the evening when I usually post, I should tell you tomorrow’s, which is “monocle.”

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What you have to do: Use the word of the day as many times as possible in conversation. All of the words will be very obscure. Also, here’s The Salmon Dance by the Chemical Brothers. Very informative song.

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Still Valid

Monday, April 28, 2008

I was notified of these dollar bills that people have used as art. Here’s a few.

This is called Teenage Mutant Ninja Lincoln.

Tron Lincoln…

Batman Jackson

Mr. T Washington!

The rest of them can be found here.


Fire-Failers

Sunday, April 27, 2008

I have no comment.

And by the way, since Bunk is doing this, I think that I’ll copy him… Here’s what people searched for when they found my blog.

chuck norris 25,227
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funny pictures 10,573
funny cats 8,353
mr t 7,676
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mr. t 4,289
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funny cat pics 299
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funny chuck norris 256
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endcat 233
gophers 228


Adolf Hatte Das Die Aquarellmalerei!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

That’s right. Hitler was an amateur watercolor artist before he became Chancellor. He failed out of the Vienna School of Art because they said he would be much more suitable for architecture. They really pulled a Charlie Gordon there. The paitings are actually pretty good. Here’s a few…

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This is really good:

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