He is scheduled to land on the moon within the next week.
Thanks.Notice the patch under his nose.
I Pity The Blog
Awesomeness, Est. 2007
Welcome Here
Hello, all. This is I Pity The Blog, the blog formerly known as Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Soda. I post stuff here. That is all. Thank you.
Stuff People Said
Okay, I’ll say it. What an ass.
He looks so dignified.
Just because you weren’t the first donkey in space, Bunk?
Kitty, he has a right to be dignified.
What I meant to say was, “What a great ass.”
CNN just reported that he’s a third of the way there, but stopped for no apparent reason. NASA is sending a backup probe “KIKR” to get him on his way again. Film at 11.
Maybe if NASA packed him some hay rather than freeze-dried bacon, he’d be more competent.