I’m going to share with you the most manly name EVER
ADVENTURE McFLANIGAN
He’s a genetic cross between Mr. T, Chuck Norris, and Crocodile Dundee. He eats beef jerky, nails, and live cougars. He can also run 12 miles in 5 minutes. As a profession, he throws grenades into crocodile’s mouths. I think he looks like this…
Just add 12 billion pounds of AWESOME!
And I was informed by Assassin Dolphin that the best real name is…
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SGT. PEPPER’S LONELY HEARTS CLUB SODA. I HOPE YOU WILL CONTINUE.
Posted by Finicky Penguin 
