If you so choose to follow the imaginary religion-here’s the Commandments. I know it’s a little late on Tuesday, but I’m counting this as Tuesday’s post.
- He is Mr. T, the man, you shall have no other T’s besides him.
- Thou shalt not speak Mr. T’s old name.
- Thou shalt not renounce the title of “fool.”
- Treat your mother right! (See “Chapel of Mr. T” Page)
- Thou shalt cut the jibba jabba, fool.
- Thou shalt not covet Mr. T’s gold chains.
- Thou shalt grovel at the feet of Mr. T until pitied.
- Thou shalt not try to kill Mr. T. You know what happened to Saddam.
- Thou shalt not covet Mr. T’s other gold chains.
- Thou shalt not pity any fools. That’s Mr. T’s job.
Ok. There’s been a lot of Mr. T lately. I’ll stop for a while.
is dubya intentionally misusing your instead of you’re? or is it a typo?
…subtle, ha!
That’s how I found it. But you never know.
yeah, Mr.T rules!!!!! btw, T-ism is my secondary religion now. since i’m already u know, religious. ALL HAIL MR.T
P.S. pls take my confession,…I COVET MR.T’S CHAINS OoOooOoOooO
i would like 2 challenge u 2 a panda hunt! whoever kills the most pandas without getting arrested/making little kids cry at the Washington DC Zoo gets to eat Hilary Clinton
yummmmmm
PS Hilary Will be slow-roasted and marinated in lemon and capers sauce
Glad to hear.
I’ve got 3 pandas already and 6 children crying, I’m only in it to see hillary get cooked alive!
Confession : I pity the fool they call hillary.
Awesome! I’m on 15 pandas and 472 children. No need for that last part to be a confession.
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